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Raw Opening
Chicago. All of the lights are out. CM Punk's music starts to blare through the arena as a spotlight aims at the center of the ring, showing a man sitting Indian style in a sweatshirt, back to the camera, hood pulled over his head. The music cuts and turns to HHH's music. The figure slowly turns his head toward the ramp, waiting, watching. After a few seconds, the figure jumps up and pulls back the hood revealing HHH.
HHH: Who did you think it was? Did you think one night of a hissy fit last week would make me cave to a wrestler with a bloated sense of self-worth? Did you think the Chicago crowd here scares me so much that I was going to do whatever was necessary to quiet you bunch of ingrates?
HHH: Let me answer that--No! No! No!
HHH strips the Punk sweatshirt from his back and tosses it to Kane on the outside who is next to a giant barrel which is full of CM Punk merchandise.
HHH: I hope everyone who wanted one of those pieces of crap have bought it because we aren't in the business of pushing run down indy has-beens.
Kane does his arm motions, causes a fire to erupts in the barrel.
HHH: His career just went up in smoke.
AJ Lee, Tamina and Brodus walk out onto the ramp, extending their right fists into the air, still taped liked CM Punk.
AJ: You think it's that easy to erase someone, to make the people forget about them? Martyrs are never forgotten, Hunter.
HHH laughs.
HHH: I'm glad you three made it out here tonight, because this is the only opportunity the crowd here will be able to see the Punk Revolution. You see, as a result of what's best for business, I've decided to ban all three of you from the arena.
Security slowly makes their way up the ramp.
AJ laughs.
AJ: There's more than us, Hunter. There's more than us.
The Punk Revolution are escorted to the back.
HHH: Now that the trash has been taken care of, it's time to get down to business. We are rapidly approaching Wrestlemania and no one has been able to slaughter a certain goat faced wrestler who currently has claim to being the number one contender. Tonight, that ends. Daniel Bryan, you will be facing off against Batista. Your dream becomes a nightmare. Oh, and if the Wyatts interfere, you will be stripped of your match.
Backstage segment.
Orton, Batista and HHH.
Orton: I can handle Bryan. I don't need Batista taking him out.
HHH: This isn't about whether you can beat him or not, it's about what will draw the most money at Wrestlemania. And that isn't Daniel Bryan.
Batista: Trust us, this is best for everyone.
Orton eyes Batista and then HHH.
Orton: Best for everyone?
HHH puts a hand on Orton's shoulder, with a cheesy smile.
HHH: Yeah, for everyone.
New Age Outlaws vs The Usos
During the match, The Brotherhood comes out to do commentary. Toward the end, the Rhodes distract Billy, leading to the Usos getting the victory.
Backstage segment
New Age Outlaws are complaining to HHH.
Road Dogg: Did you see what happened out there?
HHH: I saw, but I have bigger issues to handle right now.
Road Dogg: We're your friends, you're going to hang us out to dry like that?
HHH: It will be addressed, just not right now.
Billy Gunn: When, Hunter?
HHH looks at him, shakes his head and walks past him.
HHH: When I say so.
After HHH leaves.
Road Dogg: Ever since he became obsessed with Daniel Bryan, he's become a douche.
Billy Gunn smiles.
Billy Gunn: Some things never change.
Daniel Bryan vs Batista
HHH enters first in referee gear.
HHH: As a special added surprise, I've decided only the fairest and most impartial of all people should referee this match--me.
Bryan and Batista enter. HHH checks Batista for weapons. Then he starts checking Bryan. As he holds Bryan's foot, Batista attacks Bryan.
Orton makes his way to ringside. Throughout the match it is three on one.
The Wyatts come to the ramp, pacing back and forth, wanting to interfere on Bryan's behalf. HHH glares at them, yelling.
HHH: You three better stay up there.
Brodus Clay, Tamina and AJ come through the crowd. Brodus starts taking out Orton, treating him like a rag doll. HHH rolls out of the ring and attacks Brodus. AJ jumps on HHH's back. Running from the back comes Tyson Kidd, hands taped like CM Punk, the newest member of The Punk Revolution. Brodus enters the ring, taking Batista down.
Brodus yells: In Punk's name!
Brodus performs the Vader bomb, now called The Pipe Bomb.
Orton is now in the ring with HHH, clearing the ring of everyone except Bryan who perform the Knee Plus to Orton. Batista is back up, going to spear Bryan, but accidentally hitting Orton instead. Bryan locks in the Yes Lock on Batista. HHH refuses to call for the bell despite Batista tapping out. Instead HHH kicks Bryan in the face.
Everyone is back in the ring. The New Age Outlaws run down, The Shield, The Brotherhood, etc.
The Wyatts remain on the stage with Bray smiling wickedly, enjoying the carnage and mayhem. He looks into the camera.
Bray: I wish I had a lyre.
Screen fades to black.
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